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Snappy Comebacks 2More snappy comebacks!
"Where's the toilet?"
-Just follow your nose.
"Wanna grab some lunch?"
-Nah, I'd rather eat it.
"Can I borrow your phone?"
-If you want to talk that badly, just go find the guy on your own.
"Can I borrow your car?"
-Sure, just as long as you keep it in the driveway.
"What's your favorite type of movie?"
-A short one.
"What would you do with a million dollars?"
-Buy all the world's duct tape and fix everything, starting with that mouth of yours.
"What's your favorite song?"
-'Get Outta My Face' by Sagat - Take. The. Hint.
"What would you do with 3 wishes?"
- One, wish to be rich, two, wish for you to shut up and go away, and three, wish for more wishes.
"Are you democrat or republican?"
-Oh, yeah, like that will really lead to a nice, friendly conversation.
"Hello sir, would you be interested in a new 'insertproductnamehere'?"
-Depends. Will it make you shut the hell up?
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